I’m excited to learn that one of my recent favorite words, rigoddamndiculous, was supposedly coined by the Duke! He apparently “got liquored up and attempted to address a college R.O.T.C. group on the subject of patriotism”. You can even listen to the rant online.
Other similar and indispensable words include:
“Hell yes, I absofuckinlutely want another beer”,
“I guarangoddamntee we could finish another pitcher”, and
“Congratufuckinlations on your sobriety; go get a glass”.
If you’ve got more, let me have ’em.
Goddamnfuckinlutely! Since my recent move to Mormon country I have noticed, to my amusement, that they naturally talk like Napoleon Dynamite. They don’t swear, so I barely swear, which I feel is uptight. So I let out a “fuck” when describing the attitude of New Yorkers in conversation. This seemed to bring 2 other conversations around me to a halt. So I was thinking that it might be clever to combine some NappyD sayings with real honest to goshness slurring. Such as: “Tina, Come get some goddamnham!” and “Why don’t you eat a decroted piece of fuckin shit!”