I finally took some time to read Oldag’s favorite site, The Best Page In The Universe. I have to admit that, once I got over my aesthetic differences with the format, it’s a damn entertaining and informative site. In fact, it may well be the purest embodiment of scurrilousness I’ve seen yet. Highlights include:

• Never use Orbitz.
• “Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.”
• “It’s every man’s dream to have a penis so large that he must hire a small boy to carry it.”
• A few crude drawings of Star Wars Episode III are more enjoyable than the entire movie.

For those interested in further reading, I’m impressed to note that Wikipedia contains entries for both The Best Page in the Universe and its author.