Thanks, Julian, for making sure I didn’t miss National Santorum Awareness Week! Evil, liberal Austin must have blinded me with a blissfully ignorant veil of unawareness! [Hmmmm… E-V-I-L. V-E-I-L. Coincidence or liberal conspiracy? We know what you’re up to!]

And thank you, Conservatives for American Values, for declaring this Holy week of Observance, and for your reverent review of Senator Santorum’s seminal book, It Takes a Family. It does indeed Take a Senator Named Santorum.