Zombie Dogs

Scientists have brought dead dogs back to life. It’s as easy as 1-2-3-4-5! Suck all blood out of dog. Pump ice-cold saline into dog. Wait 3 hours. Swap fresh blood back into dog. Administer electric shocks to restart heart. Arf! Arf!

MJ Not Guilty

Though I find the national fascination with this trial disgusting, I’m glad to hear that Michael Jackson was finally found not guilty on all counts. With that, the din of the media circus should soon fade into a scarcely noticed post-mortem hum, and the evil, opportunistic parents can resume sending their children over to sleep …

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World Naked Bike Ride

Apparently it’s nearly time again for the World Naked Bike Ride on Saturday, June 11th. 50 cities around the world, including Austin, “will experience the naked joy of the world’s largest naked protest against oil dependency and car culture in the history of humanity”. 3pm, Mopac bridge, who’s with me?